{"id":106,"date":"2009-02-04T18:30:51","date_gmt":"2009-02-05T01:30:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chollida.com\/blog\/?p=106"},"modified":"2009-02-04T18:43:33","modified_gmt":"2009-02-05T01:43:33","slug":"the-man-left-behind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chollida.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/04\/the-man-left-behind\/","title":{"rendered":"The man left behind"},"content":{"rendered":"

First some housekeeping…<\/h2>\n

I know I haven’t written in a while and for than I’m sorry.\u00a0 I’m going to try to stick to a schedule of 2x a week, with a promise of atleast one post per week.<\/p>\n

…and now on a serious note.<\/h2>\n

Ruby came home last night(Tuesday Feb 3rd).<\/p>\n

There is a post about that to come, but this piece of information is germane to the story. This is somewhat of a sad story about the forgotten man in this whole baby business, and by man I, of course, mean Kent.<\/p>\n

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Those of you who know Kent will recall that he has always battled with his weight.\u00a0 Just a few short months ago he was down to a svelt 12 lbs.\u00a0 I picked him up today and he’s no 12 lbs anymore.\u00a0 We haven’t had an official weigh in yet, but I think\u00a0 he ma be tipping the scales to the tune of 17-18 lbs.<\/p>\n

What happened to Kent?<\/h3>\n

As with many problems, Kent’s weight has multiple factors all coming together to cause his “growth”.<\/p>\n

Problem 1<\/h3>\n

His weight was kept artificially low by having sore gums.\u00a0 This was remedied by our friend Dr. Jason Tolton<\/a>**, no wait wrong link try this one<\/a>.\u00a0\u00a0 He had the solution; a simple teeth cleaning was all that was required.\u00a0 Kent was in and out in a day.<\/p>\n

Problem 2<\/h3>\n

Coincident with this was Ruby’s early arrival and our time in the hospital visiting her every day.\u00a0 Now when we are away that means our friends will feed Kent, and what does everyone do when taking care of someone elses animal?\u00a0 That’s right, feed the crap out of them because you’ll be damed if your the person who caused someone else’s pet to die to to malnutrition.<\/p>\n

Problem 3<\/h3>\n

Kent used to sleep on our bed every night.\u00a0 Now that Ruby has come home, Kent has been banished to the hallway.\u00a0 He hasn’t reacted well to this.\u00a0 Last night he scratched at our door, stalked me in the hallway when I got up, and puked on the floor.\u00a0 The man is seriously bummed and eating his pain is his way of dealing with it.<\/p>\n

Resolution<\/h3>\n

Now that we’re home and we’ve got a stash of diet cat food we should be able to get his weight back under control.\u00a0 We still have a stand off on the issue of sleeping in our room.\u00a0 We can’t allow it due to what he could do to Ruby and Kent has let us know that he will not be ignored<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Wish us luck.<\/p>\n

FootNotes:<\/h4>\n

** Bet you didn’t think I could work in a Carrot Top<\/a> reference into a blog about our family:)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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