{"id":32,"date":"2009-01-23T21:08:16","date_gmt":"2009-01-24T04:08:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chollida.com\/blog\/?p=32"},"modified":"2009-01-23T21:09:28","modified_gmt":"2009-01-24T04:09:28","slug":"chris-is-omnipotent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chollida.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/23\/chris-is-omnipotent\/","title":{"rendered":"Chris is omnipotent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So what do superman and I have in common?<\/p>\n<p>We can both be in more than one place at the same time.<\/p>\n<p>My brother Matt is getting married this weekend and due to Ruby&#8217;s early appearance I won&#8217;t be able to attend the wedding, it&#8217;s in Guelph.<\/p>\n<p>So my family, being my family, did the next best thing.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>They got a picture of me<\/li>\n<li>blew it up to life size<\/li>\n<li>tiled it across 8 large sheets of paper<\/li>\n<li>printed it out<\/li>\n<li>and glued it to a large piece of cardboard.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>So come Saturday afternoon I may be standing up with my brothers as a groomsman after all.<\/p>\n<p>The original picture had me holding Marla&#8217;s pregnant stomach.\u00a0 Marla has since been cut out of the picture so now it just looks like I&#8217;m trying to grab everyone&#8217;s package:)<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t possibly see that getting abused at the reception:)<\/p>\n<p>If you would like your own life sized Chris Holliday cut out please feel free to contact Marla, she will be distributing them.<\/p>\n<p>I hear it&#8217;s the hottest gift you can get your lady friends for this years valentines day.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_33\" style=\"width: 624px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-33\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-large wp-image-33\" title=\"img00084\" src=\"http:\/\/chollida.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/img00084-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"Cardboard Chris and Real Dan\" width=\"614\" height=\"461\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chollida.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/img00084-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/chollida.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/img00084-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chollida.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/img00084.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 614px) 100vw, 614px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-33\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Cardboard Chris and Real Dan<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So what do superman and I have in common? We can both be in more than one place at the same time. My brother Matt is getting married this weekend and due to Ruby&#8217;s early appearance I won&#8217;t be able to attend the wedding, it&#8217;s in Guelph. So my family, being my family, did the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[6,7],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chollida.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chollida.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chollida.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chollida.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chollida.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/chollida.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37,"href":"https:\/\/chollida.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions\/37"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chollida.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chollida.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chollida.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}